Since my cat always lies behind my chair like and editor, it’s [probably time to post this little song–I don’t know who wrote it, but have sung it with a band many times.
Early early in the morning when you’re fast asleep
Hand over hand up the blanket they will creep
To yowl in your ear and escape you with a leap
I believe the cats are taking over!
Down into the kitchen, settle on the grate
They fix their big eyes on you as they set them down to wait
To yowl in your ear and escape you with a leap
I believe the cats are taking over.
Up and down the fence at night, yowling loud and shrill
The cats are making more cats, and they do not use the pill
Their babies come in litters, and they do not take the pill
I believe the cats are taking over.
intrusion 